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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:51

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hic perferendis in et impedit quo.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
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Then came..
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
No way
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Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts