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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Stopping alcoholism gets smarter with smartwatches - The Brighter Side of News

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Oldest human DNA ever found tells the story of a lost branch on the human family tree - Earth.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Corbin Burnes To Undergo Tommy John Surgery - MLB Trade Rumors

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hic perferendis in et impedit quo.

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

6 Ways You Can Control Microplastics From Getting Into Your Food - HuffPost

Then came..

No go.

What are some of the best practices for integrating generative AI tools like Claude AI into a company's existing workflow?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

China hits the moon with a laser—First daylight lunar reflection in history stuns scientists and ignites the global space race - Glass Almanac

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Google says its updated Gemini 2.5 Pro AI model is better at coding - TechCrunch

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

No way

Immunotherapy Drugs Show Major Progress in Early-Stage Cancer - Bloomberg.com

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Scientists discover 34 million year old hidden river world buried under 2 km of Antarctic ice - Times of India

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Broadcom’s AI Bonanza Has Limits - WSJ